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booger sugar baby 

A person who fiends for blow constantly but never throws the money in. Tends to stay later at afters with the intention and action of cleaning up the empty cans and bottles to show they’re “it.” The only goal is a white substance, and once the goal is reached, they’re out-ie.
a: What is Aly dodo doing here?

b: i’m not sure, i think she’s a booger sugar baby?

a: that makes sense.

Forced Sugar Daddy 

A forced sugar daddy is someone who you don’t want to buy you something expensive, but does anyways.
Y/N: don’t buy me Baldur's Gate 3, I don’t want you spending your money on me.
Someone: Please let me do this one thing for you.
Y/N: I’m probably getting the damn game from them.
Someone else replying to Y/N: Forced sugar daddy.

Watermelon Sugar

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost four years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

McKinley-Sugar Index

A method for decision making in parties of 2 or more that maximizes the enjoyment for the collective party.

The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.
Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?

Sam: I'm a 3

John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5

Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!
McKinley-Sugar Index by luiswu January 15, 2024

African sugar

A term for a zyn or zynnachino, commonly referred to by hockey players at frat guys.
Yo ferd, sauce my an African sugar cheddy.
African sugar by Ferdachedzky January 21, 2024

White-Sugar Horror 

A genre of horror, thriller, or suspense media, particularly motion picture films or video games, of low creative form, design, production value, writing, deriving it's elements from widely popular works of previously made fiction, or figures fictional or real of notoriety. Generally, this genre encompasses works of media that try to derive subject matters from nostalgia or from properties originally designed for children, in an attempt to feign doing something "edgy" or "different" or "meta", but do this to ride the coat tails and reputation of the property it takes after.
"Did you here they're making 'Steamboat Willie' into a horror flick?"
"It's just another White-Sugar Horror that's gonna end up streaming for free with ads."
White-Sugar Horror by wayfarerblue January 23, 2024