Donion Ring

A deformed donut in the shape of an onion ring

I can’t believe these people sold me a donion ring

by Sheena G. September 3, 2023

bar ring

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.

Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.

by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

Dick ring

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.

If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!

by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

Indian ringneck

The bird who asks to much.

IRN:whatayadoin?!
Mafia boss: nuffin.
*irn flies away and comes back with police*
Mafia boss: SHIT! The bird told on us!
indian ringneck is long for IRN

by Browhoisusingbobthedude October 10, 2023

Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 17, 2023

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024