dick slime 

The sperm of a male

I dick slimed ya mama last night, bra!

What the hell bra, did you just throw a burrito at me, what are you a dick slime??

dick slime by Apypolylogy October 31, 2014

Dick banger 

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis

My sister is a dick banger.

Dick banger by Grox9999 July 7, 2016

Trump Dick Sucker

Term used to describe rabid supporters of Donald J. Trump who disparage all of his perceived enemies with an unrivaled animosity unseen before 2016.

The way Lyndsey went after Nancy proved he was the biggest Trump Dick Sucker (TDS) in the group.

Trump Dick Sucker by Johnny Donut December 11, 2019

pant dick 

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

pant dick by Sanias June 29, 2005

dick snot 

Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.

After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.

dick snot by JJ Brubaker September 2, 2008

Dick cheese 

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.

I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!

Dick cheese by dickcheese6969 June 7, 2016

dog dick red 

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

dog dick red by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006