Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

Alban

Albanian mtherfucker, hair looks like it was run over by a lawnmower and he is skinny like a walking stick.

Fuck you alban.

Damn that girl is an alban.

by jakcfr87 u November 6, 2019

Albaninium

Albaninium is a rare metal mined in the mountains of Gjirokastra region of albania.
This metal can be found in some people or some can be completely made out of it.
Some of its characteristics is that its three times lighter than carbon fiber, stronger than diamond and most special: if damaged, albaninium mends in a few days to the state it was before being damaged

Person1 : *nukes person2 which is made out of Albaninium*
Person2: *survives*
Person1: *asks person2 how he/she survived*
Person2 answers : i am made out of albaninium.
Person1 says : say sike right now

by Bootlegrussian November 7, 2019

albacarky

Fat white privileged rich child

Timmy is such an albacarky fuck I wish I had his parents!

by Sucklefuck November 18, 2019

Albaqueef

A weird egg looking bitches last name who likes kids named Noah, Chris, and Gabriel.

Bob: I heard Albaqueef likes Noah West again?
Chris: I heard that too on jarm..

by afaigue November 20, 2019

Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.

When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.

by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019

Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls

Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert

by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019