Albaqueef 

A weird egg looking bitches last name who likes kids named Noah, Chris, and Gabriel.

Bob: I heard Albaqueef likes Noah West again?
Chris: I heard that too on jarm..

Albaqueef by afaigue November 20, 2019

aquaqueef 

A gush of water escaping from the vaginal opening, following sex in a water filled environment, spreading the vulva like the parting of the Red Sea. It is typically accompanied by the dreaded "wet fart" sound, and the always mortifying "wet crotch" look.

After doggie style shower sex with her husband, Kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.

aquaqueef by Tgun April 29, 2014

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant 

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Aquaqueef 

When a vagina is so loose that when you go swimming and she gets out, it's like a queef with water coming out

I went to the pool today, and this lady had the biggest aquaqueef

Aquaqueef by Randomname123410 May 25, 2017