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Tom

by teamzero April 8, 2022
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person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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FITTEST HOTTIE IN THE WORLD. WILL GUARENTEE MAKE YOUR HEART THROB. TOMS ARE MUSICAL, HANDSOME ROMANTICS, WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE. TOMS APPRECIATE YOU HUGGING THEM LOTS AND GIVUNG THEM LITTLE GIFTS LIKE CHOCLATE OR FLOWERS. TOMS USUALLY PLAY THE DRUMS AND GUITAR. IF THEY ARE A SUMMER BABY, THEY ALSO GO RUNNING AND ARE VERY ACTIVE. THEY HAVE QUITE CURLEY HAIR EVEN IF ITS PERMED OR WHATEVER. THEY HAVE BIG ARMS FPR HUGS AND CAN BE A LITTLE SHY. THEY MAKE THE BEST BOYFRIENDS THEY ALL DESERVE THE UPMOST LOVE AND RESCPPECT BUT SOMETIMES THEY DONT KNOW WHEN TRO STOP BEING SO AFFECTIONATE, AND CAN HAVE A LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR.
TOM IS HOT AF!
by magicmike96 February 4, 2021
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Tom Hood

someone who calls girls fat and are mean to their friends
tom hood “hey step on this drain
by lolyoulooklikeretard January 13, 2021
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Tom equals
by Me only me April 18, 2018
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Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
by coopertone July 16, 2022
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an ugly male homosexual who prefers to run from women than be with them. any boy that comes near him is in danger of unknown sexual fantasies that tom hopes to live out.
oh dear tom has entered the room, i should leave quickly
by harriaj March 22, 2022
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