American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

by Mumble October 13, 2012

boot top pussy

A vagina that looks like a old wore out boot top

Dam earl did you see that boot top pussy on that hooker?

by Jimmy dong July 14, 2019

Top of the Hill Shit

Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.

Dude, the got some "Top of the Hill Shit" up there!

by Phillip Magically June 16, 2017

special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

top notch deal

A business deal, worth 2.5 billion dollars or a similarly huge amount. The phrase originates in the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang for that same amount.

I know you will get a top notch deal on your startup idea!

by zigah111 September 24, 2014

alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head

Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night

by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023