Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

bill jack

the act of getting oral sex from a woman.

hey nikki,give me a bill jack.

by bufanta March 15, 2007

Jack Brady

Big Gay man who has sex with his dad after he cleans up the toilet

Wow Jack Brady she was asleep

by Jackraps December 13, 2017

Lumber Jack

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

guy:Hey look its the lumber jack
LJ: alreet
guy: Hint!
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees

by Mcpwnzorage September 24, 2009

Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.

Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

Jack Frost

A hand job given when the girl's hand is ice cold.

It was 20 degrees out but she still gave me a Jack Frost on that park bench.

by kayjay1 January 8, 2010

jack in the box

A fine fast food restaurant with a large variety of burgers, unique fries, as well as many other unique edibles. They don't make it til you order it.

Let's go eat at Jack in the Box!

by Wild Bill August 3, 2003