Ass Swirly 

When a girl shits in an ice cream cone through a swirly nozzle and is eaten by a man.

Girl 1:How would you like an ass swirly?
Guy 1:Hell yes!

Ass Swirly by Tjsapimp October 24, 2010

ass douchecanoe 

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

ass douchecanoe by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

ass fuck load 

The amount of cum it takes to over load a persons ass hole..usually until it runs over

and/or

A large amount of money it takes to purchase something.

That bitch has a high ass fuck load tolerance.

and/or

That kilo is gonna cost an ass fuck load.
The Andy Warhol painting cost an ass fuck load.

ass fuck load by fubudre January 13, 2011

Ass Downs 

When your ass falls asleep or begins to hurt during long term sitting sessions.

Dude that 5 hour car drive gave me a serious case of the ass downs. I gotta get out and walk around.

Ass Downs by DBdude February 24, 2011

Ass Fever 

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

Ass Fever by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011

Ass In The Club

The alternative name for Michael Martinez's (From the band Allstar Weekend) song, "I Get Down"

Girl 1: Did you hear Michael's song, Ass In The Club?

Girl 2: YES! I get down, down, down.....

Ass In The Club by assintheclub July 14, 2011

ass tear 

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

ass tear by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011