tit bust

When the tits of a lady explode of enjoyment.

I think I'll have a tit bust of this guy I just fucked this weekend

by LeJoeDoe December 10, 2013

jizzle tits

Tits which deserve jizzing on

She got that booty and got those jizzle tits as well

by Analape69 December 14, 2013

puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.

Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!

by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015