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Green Shower 

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.
Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!
Green Shower by BiggeCheeze May 6, 2022

baby shower 

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
baby shower by babyshower69 May 29, 2022

Russian Shower 

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

Pizza Shower 

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
Pizza Shower by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

Bulgarian Shower Head 

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

caveman shower 

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
caveman shower by Kyomado June 28, 2022