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Among us syndrome 

Seeing among us characters and objects everywhere in your daily life. And you hear people saying is SUS 20 times followed by DING DING DING DING DING DING DING *Inhales* DING DING DING
Dude you gotta help me I see among us everywhere I think I have Among us syndrome

Brodown Syndrome 

Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.

One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.
Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"

Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."

Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"

Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."

Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."
Brodown Syndrome by drums and hos September 29, 2009

Jack Syndrome 

A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage.

During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.

During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her!

Maksi: What do you mean?

Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?

Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
Jack Syndrome by Maksi January 8, 2012

Stockholm Syndrome 

When someone who is trapped in a bad or toxic relationship but instead of getting out of it they become more attached and fall in love with the toxic individual.
Dylan has caused Matthew a lot of pain and suffering, yet Matthew still goes back to him like a loyal lap dog in any situation. Leaving both to get No Bitches but each other. This means Matthew has Stockholm Syndrome.

Carpet tunnel syndrome 

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.
After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

snow white syndrome 

When a dude will only have sex with white girls. The inverse of jungle fever
Damn that nigga Tom ain't never fucked a black girl I think he got Snow White syndrome
snow white syndrome by Killakai February 8, 2014