wisconson suprise

When you have incest with your furry cousin

Did you see all that fur that went flying when I gave my sister's dog a wisconson suprise.

by PootIsCupcake September 17, 2016

Tuna Surprize

When a woman sits on your face naked, and points her vagina at your mouth, and queefs/pussy farts

I broke with my girlfriend after she gave me a Tuna Surprize

by I_like_to_nom_boobs May 13, 2016

indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey

That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017

pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 3, 2017

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

Tendie Suprise

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.

“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”

by Chris is pitted November 25, 2018

Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

by Bills rv service August 9, 2019