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Monkey Balls 

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls
Monkey Balls by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021

Monkey Smile 

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.
Monkey Smile by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021

Monkey Apprentice 

A monkey tower in the tower defense game series "Bloons TD" which hurls magical bolts of damage at bloons with low pierce.
"My Monkey Apprentices are very overpowered because of the Phoenix ability."
Monkey Apprentice by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.
“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”
Monkey tinsel by Mellowsad December 19, 2021

Monkey Hat 

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
Monkey Hat by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

Monkey balls 

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
Monkey balls by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022