Goonkey 

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

Goonkey by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

goonturd 

Goonturd is The combination of The two Words «Goon» and «turd», defining a person who both goons and is a bad person, aka a turd.

Jenna: “ugh Jason you are such a goonturd”
Jason: “yeah but your mom is an even bigger goonturd”

goonturd by Goontard69 December 30, 2024

Goonomics 

Field of study encompassing gooning, specifically the techniques associated with it.

I'm taking a goonomics course so I can last longer next goon sesh

Goonomics by Adlz-4 December 30, 2024

Gooner 

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

Gooner by votereform December 31, 2024

Goonpacking 

"Goonpacking" or other words "Deposit Maxing" is a term used for an individual who participates in a "Goonpack"

This is where one attatches a condom to their penis and leaves it there, depositing semen in it without taking it off the whole day, whether it be in public, or in general social settings. Most people take penile preformance inhancers like "Honey Packs" often used for this, to keep their penis erect to prevent the condom from falling off. The "pack" isn't taken off until the end of the day hence the action of "Goonpacking."

I just ended my goonpacking session today, it got messy but its all good.

Goonpacking by Jibbly Jibaroonie. January 2, 2025

goonmonk

Being a master or, monk. At gooning,

Ive gooned so much ive felt like a goonmonk

goonmonk by GoonMonk12 January 5, 2025

goonmonk

Goon: cum
Monk: master of a craft, hobby, or activity. that spends most of his time doing such craft. Like a Sweat, but with a calming aura.

I have gooned so much I might be a goonmonk

goonmonk by GoonMonk12 January 5, 2025