google

its gonna die...

google it. now.

by Funmoring46 July 29, 2021

Googleninja

Googleninja: a moron who furiously Googles a topic to appear like an expert on a subject he knows nothing about, seeking to prove a point that lines up with their confirmation bias.

Ronnie try’s to look like an expert on every issue, but he’s really just a googleninja.

by Clovis Gold August 3, 2021

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google

A company that likes to track the living piss outta you through the web, more so than Facebook

poses as a search engine, but is an advertising company

DuckDuckGo is better privacy wise

Bob: there are so many people with signs here!
Me: I Know! It's like using Google to surf the web I tell ya!

by Not Your Average Tech Pest November 9, 2021

google

where you can search up anything

My name is google if you don't know me well then ....... your weird

by cooll123 November 16, 2021

Googlelaggin

Similar to lollygaggin but more so when you spend far more time on the toilet due to being entranced by your smart phone..

Hal: hey, wheres tony?

Don: Hes been in the mens room for at least a half an hour... wonder if he fell in...
<Tony walks in>
Tony: My bad, i was lost amid my facebook feed and downloading the newest trending apps and totally ended up googlelaggin..

by RichardForedaze August 31, 2021

Google copyer

If someone calls you this, they think your the smartest, hottest person they have ever met. They are as smart as google.

You: “Wow your such a google copyer!”
Me: “Wow thanks!”

by Ava. August 31, 2021