Cat Dollars 

What you say you're going to give someone if they do something for you, when in fact you're going to give them nothing at all. In other words, 1 Cat Dollar is equal to nothing, and 2000 Cat Dollars is also equal to nothing.

"If you open that door for me, I'll give you 2000 Cat Dollars" said Man X.
"So... you'll give me nothing." said Man Y.
"Yup." said Man X.

Cat Dollars by hujgup September 5, 2011

Cat Magnet 

A male that many females are attracted to.

"Man, that guy is such a cat magnet."

Cat Magnet by qrrirbriel June 27, 2012

Cat Smile 

A camel toe.

"Hey. Check out her cat smile. It's pretty hot."

Cat Smile by EwewewewEW June 17, 2017

Cat Rapist 

Someone who preforms sexual acts on their cat. Specifically people named Ryan.

"Yo bro Ryan is a Cat Rapist."

Cat Rapist by Zulcx October 31, 2019

Cat Energy 

When someone or something is so brilliant, that they are idiotic.

Or

When someone is too smart for their own safety

1: Bro I just saw a cat CORRECTLY take a hit from a juul then cringe from the taste.

2: That's some cat energy right there.

Cat Energy by Ardyn LH July 10, 2021

cat eater

Any device or appliance that makes a loud noise, scaring cats into running in terror and shredding the lap of anyone they sit in trying to run away.

Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.

If you're nearby, warn me before you turn on the cat eater. I like to have thighs that don't bleed .

cat eater by oron61 July 30, 2021

Cat Handle 

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

Cat Handle by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007