Any device or appliance that makes a loud noise, scaring cats into running in terror and shredding the lap of anyone they sit in trying to run away.
Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.
Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.
If you're nearby, warn me before you turn on the cat eater. I like to have thighs that don't bleed .
by oron61 July 30, 2021
1. An affectionate and endearing word for a spider, especially Jumping Spiders and Peacock Spiders, which have cartoonishly large eyes fuzzy bodies and short legs.
2. A word for a spider from an extremely heavy accents.
3. (From 1.) A cute or sexually appeling monster-girl with spider-like qualities or lower body.
2. A word for a spider from an extremely heavy accents.
3. (From 1.) A cute or sexually appeling monster-girl with spider-like qualities or lower body.
1. Tiny Spooder! Don't squish it!
2. Tha-ere's a spooder. 'Sa black widder. Don' le'm bitecha.
3. TFW no spooder GF to tie me up and fuck me until I'm a dried out husk...
2. Tha-ere's a spooder. 'Sa black widder. Don' le'm bitecha.
3. TFW no spooder GF to tie me up and fuck me until I'm a dried out husk...
by oron61 July 19, 2022
Be careful if you plan on letting him eat you out. he will lose control and then he'll go to town on your ass too!
by oron61 August 15, 2021
A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.
This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.
Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 07, 2022
Named for the letter of the Greek Alphabet which went extinct centuries before the Romans took over, the digamma male is a member of a forgotten community, in retirement, or from the Silent Generation. Usually they are Korean War veterans, or victims of the Great Leap Forward, and are almost all dead. The influence that they put out into the world is absent from social media, and indirect. They have left little evidence of their existence except in history books. All credit for their work goes to contemporary politicians. Their work is unseen and thankless.
In the understandable traumatized attitude of the Digamma Male, my grandfather never talked about his time as a marine in Pusan, not even to his wife on his deathbed.
by oron61 April 18, 2022
(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.
NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."
1. To perform the role of an adult.
NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."
Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.
by oron61 July 04, 2022
1. Any great work that is fraught with unfixed mistakes, bugs, bad decisions and lost potential.
2. A work so terrible (sometimes intentionally so) that it's actually hilarious or intriging, the opposite effect of modern art
3. A grand work or product design that taken a lot of effort to create (whether a movie, book, video game, a car model a government program, or a heavy tank) yet ends up being terribly received, then often discarded and half-forgotten.
2. A work so terrible (sometimes intentionally so) that it's actually hilarious or intriging, the opposite effect of modern art
3. A grand work or product design that taken a lot of effort to create (whether a movie, book, video game, a car model a government program, or a heavy tank) yet ends up being terribly received, then often discarded and half-forgotten.
1. Lost Alpha could have been the best STALKER mod there is if it weren't for some of the terrible choices the devs made. It's such a schenic, frustrating, beautiful, boring disasterpiece.
2. They took every cliché in the literature and then some, and added chainsaws and tornados, creating a hilarious, cringe-worthy disasterpiece you're gonna love or hate.
3. Porsche's disasterpiece of a heavy tank wasn't even through trials yet but he had already built 90 frames and engines, so the Wehrmacht slapped a huge gun on them and pushed the rolling scrapyards all the way to Kursk anyways in desperation.
2. They took every cliché in the literature and then some, and added chainsaws and tornados, creating a hilarious, cringe-worthy disasterpiece you're gonna love or hate.
3. Porsche's disasterpiece of a heavy tank wasn't even through trials yet but he had already built 90 frames and engines, so the Wehrmacht slapped a huge gun on them and pushed the rolling scrapyards all the way to Kursk anyways in desperation.
by oron61 December 18, 2018