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Disasterpiece

1. Any great work that is fraught with unfixed mistakes, bugs, bad decisions and lost potential.

2. A work so terrible (sometimes intentionally so) that it's actually hilarious or intriging, the opposite effect of modern art

3. A grand work or product design that taken a lot of effort to create (whether a movie, book, video game, a car model a government program, or a heavy tank) yet ends up being terribly received, then often discarded and half-forgotten.
1. Lost Alpha could have been the best STALKER mod there is if it weren't for some of the terrible choices the devs made. It's such a schenic, frustrating, beautiful, boring disasterpiece.

2. They took every cliché in the literature and then some, and added chainsaws and tornados, creating a hilarious, cringe-worthy disasterpiece you're gonna love or hate.

3. Porsche's disasterpiece of a heavy tank wasn't even through trials yet but he had already built 90 frames and engines, so the Wehrmacht slapped a huge gun on them and pushed the rolling scrapyards all the way to Kursk anyways in desperation.
by oron61 December 17, 2018
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Cold Cat

An incident on an aircraft carrier's flight deck where the steam-powered catapult or "cat" which launches aircraft that can't take off vertically. It happens when something apart from or inside the system absorbs too much heat from the steam reservoir or cylinder, causing it to cool. If enough heat is lost, the steam will condense. Since water takes up much less room than steam, pressure is lost, and the catapult's strength is lost.

This can be an unnoticeable and slight loss of thrust, or it could result in the launched aircraft plopping into the sea.

Opposite of a 'hot cat' which could result in loss of control or a torn up nose cone.
"Cold cat! Cold cat!" shouted the pilot through his radio before another Hornet was lost, this time not because of combat.
by oron61 October 5, 2019
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indeed

A response that can be used to turn a directed question (rhetorical or otherwise) in on itself, by re-asking.
1: projecting Who fucked this up? The truck is dead?

2: Who indeed! You filled it with gas instead of diesel!
by oron61 April 29, 2020
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3DPD

An acronym meaning "3D pig, disgusting," the last two words a reference to a video of a Korean ranting about how awful America and its people are.

It refers to real-life human women, for their tendency to have functioning bodies with un-oiled skin, small eyes, imperfect fat distribution, skin that sags due to realistic amounts of collagen, 12 pairs of ribs, and small breasts, as opposed to 2D drawings in Manga, Anime, and Western cartoons, which emphasize expressive eyes and ideal bodies.

It's usually used in the subject of porn, mostly in sarcasm.
Pornhub is so fucking annoying. Every page I search will always have this "featured" 3DPD shit video at the bottom in my face if I'm desperate enough to click on the 2nd page.
by oron61 May 11, 2020
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Spooder

1. An affectionate and endearing word for a spider, especially Jumping Spiders and Peacock Spiders, which have cartoonishly large eyes fuzzy bodies and short legs.

2. A word for a spider from an extremely heavy accents.

3. (From 1.) A cute or sexually appeling monster-girl with spider-like qualities or lower body.
1. Tiny Spooder! Don't squish it!

2. Tha-ere's a spooder. 'Sa black widder. Don' le'm bitecha.

3. TFW no spooder GF to tie me up and fuck me until I'm a dried out husk...
by oron61 July 19, 2022
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Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."
Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.
by oron61 July 4, 2022
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Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022
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