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police stole my car 

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.
Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.
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1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance 

The best Auto Insurance company in the Mushroom Kingdom.
I get auto insurance from 1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance.

Can you leave my fucken car.

A phrase often used to indicate frustration at someone refusing to leave your luxury motor vehicle , not all vehicles are a "fucken car", for example a Mercedes Benz V class is a "fucken car"
Him : "Can you leave my fucken car."
Her : "NhO dOn'T dO DaT"

Koopa Clown Car 

Bowsers rip off of Robotnics hover car
Bowser wanted to take over the world in his koopa clown car
Koopa Clown Car by TheNuke January 30, 2003

foreign car 

something every rapper talks about in their shitty generic ass songs
generic rapper: oh yeah i got foreign cars i fuck ur bitch on mars
foreign car by stready February 18, 2019

Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow 

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"
Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"