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Carpet Bomb 

When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.
Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."
Carpet Bomb by suzlooky December 6, 2009
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LeBron Bomb 

The most athletic alcoholic beverage in the world. A shot to honor LeBron James aka "King James"

Order a shot of Crown Royal (Because LeBron is nicknamed the Kind), drop it into a glass of Sprite like Jager bomb (Sprite because of his endorsement), have sugar in your hand ready; approximately 3 packets of Splenda works great (The sugar represents his pre-game chalk), Take the shot and throw the sugar in the air just like LeBron does before tip off!
Jake - "I just took three LeBron Bombs, now I'm ready to go talk to some babes!"

Brandon - "No Question.."
LeBron Bomb by bqtothaizzo May 27, 2009
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smoke bomb 

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer
hay anyone got some smoke bombs
smoke bomb by tom May 13, 2005

jamaican smoke bomb 

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her
When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!

vom bomb 

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.
"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."
vom bomb by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

duck bomb 

To Squat over ones Mouth and defecate into it. Comonly Male on Male, however Female on male is also posible.
Dude, I just got Duck Bombed!
Wash your mouth out you sick fuck.
duck bomb by NastyShit May 2, 2006

nose hair burning ass bomb 

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.