fat fuck

fat fuck - someone who is a very fat person, usually a man. the fat fuck is very wise and young, and is very attractive towards women.

The fat fuck couldn't fit through the door.

by Mejrjf February 12, 2021

thirsty as fuck

To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.

Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.

by Jarrellday November 8, 2017

Dolphin fucking

When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.

Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.

Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking

by The josh saint fan club May 23, 2019

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023

Ball-Fuck

Where a man thrusts into either a vagina or anus using every inch of his penis, going ball deep.

Antonio: "Bro I totally Ball-Fucked Amy last night!"

Nick: "Nice Bro! BALLS DEEP!"

*Highfive*

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

surfside trunk fuck

Having an anal foursome while on a shortboard with backwards trunks on with no lube While surfing surfside huntington beach, CA

Dude I pulled a surfside trunk fuck yesterday

(Sparks Joint)

by surfside grom October 24, 2018

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009