a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls
by Mimosica September 19, 2019
the act of doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday (not doing dick); doing nothing productive and possibly getting drunk on a Sunday
by Excessivegirth August 14, 2024
A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
lesbians who go down on each other despite being unshaven
"And then lesbians...these are the 1960s-style lesbians, which you may or may not be familiar with. They differ a little bit from the modern versions in that they never had to buy dental floss." ~ a review of Argentinian sexploitation horror film "The Curious Dr. Humpp"
"And then lesbians...these are the 1960s-style lesbians, which you may or may not be familiar with. They differ a little bit from the modern versions in that they never had to buy dental floss." ~ a review of Argentinian sexploitation horror film "The Curious Dr. Humpp"
by WhatwasIsaying January 28, 2025
"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"
by Dyspros August 17, 2024
A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
by Weenafile September 02, 2019
When a man's giving off lesbian vibes, but is in reality a straight/bi man who just has a above average attraction towards 90s/early 2000s rock
-Why do you call me gay?
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3
by Null User April 01, 2024