Humanaboo 

A person who is overly obsessed with humans and thinks they are superior to all other animals.

May also think that humans are not animals.

Me: "Oh no, they have abused/hunted all these wonderful foxes for fun!"
Josh: "So? They don't count. As long if they don't hunt us humanz"
Me: "Foxes have living rights, just like Humans!"
Josh: "No they don't, only humans have special rights, not animals"
Me: "You are a animal too"
Josh: "NO I"M NOT *LALALALALALA* Humans came first! Humans are special!!! God saiz so!"
Me: Wow, you are a humanaboo.

Humanaboo by Oh...boy July 3, 2014

Humans/homosapiens 

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

Humans/homosapiens by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

Humanity 

What every manatee strives to become

Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.

Humanity by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017

humanostics 

Humanostics was born by combining "human" with "diagnostics"

Companies excel through focussing on their humanostics i.e. setting the strongest teams, using dianogstics to assess candidates and to inspire existing team members to perform optimally

humanostics by sturpede March 24, 2019

Humanizing 

The act of who humans FUCKINNGGGG

“Hey, I really enjoyed humanizing last night with you.”

Humanizing by Kaybugg1995 December 26, 2019

humanity 

something that is totally fucked up and what i don't understand, and sometimes i lose hope in, but still I have love and hope for it.

Humanity is about to enter the Age Of Aquarius and live on an ascended planet, just like the Pleiadians, Arcturians, Lyrans, Sirians and other advanced civilizations.

humanity by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020