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fruitilated 

When an item of fruit or vegetable is so off it looks and smells like death. Rather like the banana that sat in your schoolbag for a whole year without being taken out.
"Whoa, man! Don't eat that apple, it's totally fruitilated!"

Fruitastic basket 

one who wears fruity clothes
Fruitastic basket by tofutown March 15, 2008

fruitbag 

1. a skank, cat biter, uncool, uncleanly, or a person who listens to antikevin music
shutup, you fruitbag
fruitbag by paulakamike June 24, 2008

Fruitheadio 

Whatever you want it to be.
Wow Mallory is a fruitheadio.

fruit smack 

when you take your knuckle and joint at which your finger bends at, and smack it against the palm of your other hand
"I was talking to him, then that fool fruit smacked at me so I got pissed, and that's when the fight started."
fruit smack by noggelfogger May 10, 2010

FruitCaked 

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!