fudge nugget

Nugget of fudge that is replaced by the swear word F*** so you can use it in front of your religious friends.

I told Ja'Quan that he was a fudge nugget for doing that.

by The_Negus May 26, 2017

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

Fudunking

To withdraw your penis from your pants and slap a sleeping person with it. If achieved successfully, you will leave a bruise or black eye.

While David slept softly, Douglas crept up behind him and performed the most epic Fudunking of his life. David looked as though he had 'run into the door knob' once again.

by LRopeADope June 8, 2017

fudge crack

the synonym for, what's otherwise known as your ass/butt/bum cleavage.

"hey jimmy, for heaven's sake dude, plz pull up your pants man. everyone can see your fudge crack when you bend over like that"!!!!!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

fuddenwacker

(fudd - en - wack - er) Verb. A Dungeons & Dragons colloquial term used to describe an encounter gone bad where a monster single-handedly beats down and kills one or more party members without mercy.

This gargoyle is fuddenwackering all over the party!

That last fight really fuddenwackered Jaundice the Elf.

by Victari June 28, 2017

Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.

"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".

by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017