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Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.
Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
by Just a country girl July 17, 2022
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Dylan Booty

Dylan Booty is Dylan Booty obv
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Dylan

He is a kind and cute boy who will give his life to you. He has the cutest brown hair and the warmest brown eyes. He will be your friend. (Unless you piss him off) He is a bit clumsy but has an amazing sense of humour. Being a bit clueless make him adorable.
Look Dylan is my best friend!
by Thvgk November 6, 2020
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Dylan

A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.
Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*
by xXKVNXx May 17, 2018
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Dylan

The most gay ass kid that plays with peoples hands and calls you gay names.
Lunch Table: "Oh shit here comes Dylan"
Dylan: Hi sweeties, can I kiss you?
Luch Table: Gay AF
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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Dylan Bos

When the thought came to you to search the word Dylan Bos, you likely became very aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging boner or, most likely, made you wet as Mount Waialeale in Hawaii after 10,0000mls of rain. Reading the words Dylan Bos almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants just yet, because there are still more Dylan Bos definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Dylan Bos, don't try it. These women are used Dylan’s, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in their bodies to be replaced.
“I just can’t stop leaking everywhere!”
Did you Google Dylan Bos again?”
by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
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Flight of the Dylan

Very much the typical Dylan cruising for chicks on dating apps nevertheless of who they are only dragging the fishnet for replies. The only women replying are hogs with bigger guts than tits and tweekers with BPD.
He didn’t deny or play down that tonight was Flight of the Dylan because he has nearly gone back to being a virgin at this point.
by eunit1984 November 29, 2022
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