Biscuit

An alternative for Bitch.

"She's such a biscuit."

by BioPulse37 September 27, 2019

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021

Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

Biscuiting

When two people are having sex they both put their ass cheeks (biscuits) together and put a dildo in both of their assholes while they force it in and out of eachothers asshole.

Jane and Diane were biscuiting so much they couldn't sit down for a week.

by Hhhhh12345678910 August 5, 2016

Biscuit

Blowed as pissed retard

Kyle is currently a biscuit

by IOU1233 December 1, 2018

Biscuit

Any biscuit that you get as a reward by your teacher because you defied a teacher that the former doesn't like

Harry: shouts at Umbridge
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

by Rifs March 27, 2019