Mcgonagall

The most powerful, BADDEST bitch in the whole series. She is the true headmaster of Hogwarts and deserves the best. She is the truest Griffindor, mother-like, and fighter in the books and on screen. She is the mother we all want and the best goddamn teacher in the world. The baddest of all time.

Student: is the the BADDEST BITCH Professor Mcgonagall.

Other student: Yes! She is the best isn’t she, right!

by GRIFFINDOR #2 December 30, 2020

Minerva McGonagall

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.

Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...

by Veronica Margaret January 18, 2012

Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

mcgonagalling

The act of licking your butthole, or someone else's butthole, and then licking the excess shit off of your mouth.

Person 1: Yo dude, wanna try mcgonagalling?
Person 2: wtf no

by Beeftestosterone August 1, 2022

morgan mcgonigal

morgan is my sis, and she kinda annoying ngl. she like to copy me a lot tho. for example, i got my af1s in january and she got them in june, i got the brandy butterfly hoodie, she takes it, then she buys one exactly like mine. also i got tiktok before her. so like she’s getting me taco bell rn which is cool tho. like apparently she’s pretty to other people, but that’s just bc they’ve never met me (lindsay). also i’m better at tiktok than her. my tiktok is lindsaymcgonigal so go follow me not her bc he account is cringy. she also is lacking in friends so hit her up. she’s kinda dumb tho which can get annoying. like she actually bugs me a lot when she’s not sleeping. anyway i would just like to say that i love her bc she can drive.

morgan mcgonigal is such a loser, but she’s pretty chill, her sis is prettier tho

by tacobellboo December 6, 2019

McGonigal Line

a line of cocaine, usualy containing anywhere between .5 and a full gram of bomb coke.

also, one might not be able to survive if not mentally and physically prepared for this awesome challenge.

jesus man are you done that G already? what did you do a McGonigal line?

by Rooster Cogburn Jr. July 12, 2006

McGonagle

A sexual act/position that nobody really knows the meaning of so they use their imagination and have an imaginative brainwave to destroy all imaginative brainwaves with...this dick

Eli:OMG he totally McGonagled that girl and now her clitora has decorated the walls

Nassim: Great sounds like a party.

by frederick vonhamptonberg July 23, 2010