Out with the old, in with the new

Eating while one sits upon the toilet and shits, thus expelling the old(shit), and ushering in the new(food). Hence, we get the old saying, "Out with the old, in with the new".

Damn, I'm always late for work in the morning. What can I do?

Where have you been? Out with the old, in with new, bro! Shit while you eat, but remember not to shit where you eat.

WTF mate!

Out with the old, in with the new by Cinnamon Crime Ring(CCR) September 29, 2004

the "oWL" 

taking an exam at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in nothing but your momma made birthday suite

last night i studied for the"owl"

the "oWL" by kaite brown June 28, 2004

The Octopus 

This is the process of fisting whereby, you insert your hands back to back and wiggle your fingers. Called the octopus due to there being eight fingers in there.

"Got this chick last night, She let me do "The Octopus" on her!"

The Octopus by Alpharius October 27, 2009

The Others 

Bit of a rubbish london band hanging on the coattails of the libertines. Famed for their guerrilla gigs and inability to sing in tune.

NME: OMGZZZZZZ!!!!!11!!!! Crack! London! Bi-Frontman! LETS BE FANGURLS!

Everyone with working ears: *headdesk*

The Others by pffftle May 15, 2005

the oc 

Oatley Campus (Georges River College) in Sydney.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The OC.
Person 1: Like the TV show?
Person 2: No, idiot, Oatley Campus.

the oc by maltedvomit December 9, 2008

The old J&D 

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

The old J&D by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010

The Obama 47 

Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.

They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.

All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.

I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.

"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."

The Obama 47 by mike87111 September 19, 2012