Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.

"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020

Zest-Maxxing

The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.

"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"

by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024

pheromone maxxing

Not bathing or using deodorant as to bring out the natural pheromones

Damn, Mason smells so good!
He must be pheromone maxxing

P.U Onion boy

by Puthyslayer21 April 22, 2024

max roscoe

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.

wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe

by Death the cat March 11, 2015

anita max wynn

what drake like to say with his fruity ass

person 1: Hey drake! whats up?
drake: ANITA MAX WYNN
person 1: what the fuck.

by scrimreaper59 January 19, 2024

max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

by You rReal Name March 26, 2020

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021