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Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!
by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021
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Jonasta

An extremely charming and charismatic individual. A true born leader, leads with pride and is known to be the commander above all.

Son of Zeus, Jonasta is believed to be immortal and almighty. He is also known to be filled with compassion and loving to all. Making the perfect partner, he will stay devoted and love her with all his heart. He is set for success and will not stop for anyone. His amazingly good looks will be an added advantage for those who fall in love with his glistening eyes.
Have u seen that hot guy there? His name must be Jonasta!
by taliban dicktionary November 21, 2021
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Janis

Simply the best in everything. Also a lot better looking than pepe
by Udofo November 21, 2021
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Janissa

an amazing name for couple Jason and Anissa this mean that they will love each other till death and make lots of babies!! they go to school together they get married together they get babies together and she their children go together <3
omg its Janissa a love that will last forever!
by your cool god November 21, 2021
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Janis

A wonderful and handsome guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
Girl 1: Look there is Janis, he is so handsome.
Girl 2: Yeah I know. I love him so much.
by Hiiiiii.2jo1 November 22, 2021
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Janis

At first glance it may seem austere and closed, but nothing could be further from the truth! He is the nicest person in the world, if you think of the most wonderful person in your life, it is him! He loves cooking, spending time with friends and sharing goodness. If he wants something he will always get it.

Stubborn and determined, that's him.

Let him catch you and he will be your favourite person on earth.
"Let yourself be caught by Janis like a fish on bait"
by z-zanska123 November 22, 2021
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Jonáš

He’s a gift from satan and pure hell. He’s a big player, doesn’t know how to tepláky and has appearance of pig. Also he is very homiesexual.
My friend: I like Jonáš
Me: *slaps the hell out of her*
by THEonlyFAXspitter November 22, 2021
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