Fuck-shake

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.

Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?

by YouKnowWho*smirks* April 12, 2017

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

by Findlaybob December 4, 2009

fuck daze

When you are fucked into confusion and oblivion.

David fell into a fuck daze after fucking Daisy for two hours straight without coming.

by makomakomakomakomako October 25, 2012

burnt as fuck

something that sucks; phrase to describe a bad situation/ event

"i cant go out tonight bro my mom grounded me." "dude thats burnt as fuck"

by garden utensil March 8, 2017

fuck bank

Repository of energy/concern one uses to give a fuck.

I have no fuck in my fuck bank to give a fuck.

by alvaclark June 19, 2016

fuck of luck

A good and bad scenario upon ones fortune

After my grandma died I had a fuck of luck and inherited 2 million dollars

by PapaHonchoHaze April 29, 2020

Gaggle fucking

When a group of people are grouped too close together, like a gaggle of fucks. commonly used in the game insurgency sandstorm.

Stop Gaggle fucking and spread out, we don’t need to get wiped out in one go!

by Pizza_king69 January 25, 2023