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rice burner 

A car with no real threat potential that is usually mismatched with the wrong equipment and poorly set suspension with a canted wheel disposition. Despite the farting noise put out by the mufflers, the misfiring NGKs and 5 ton music system which pretty much puts the car back to square one in terms of weight if not HEAVIER than when it was stock, the drive has a statistically better chance of generating more HP and Kilojoules from wanking his crank at bedtime. Identifying Characteristics: Due to an obnoxiously large and high set aluminum wing, it is commonly mistaken for a SHOPPING CART at your local SAFEWAY or PIGGLY WIGGLY.
Mary Mary, quite contrary. Trim the bush it's so damned hairy! Cut that sh*&t off.
rice burner by vespa September 17, 2003
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(n.) an abbreviation of Burnett's Vodka & Gin.
Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"

Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"

Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
Burny by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
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burnt burrito 

Chris is a burnt burrito, his mom is Mexican and his dad is Black.
burnt burrito by deucey October 24, 2006

Burning Knuckle 

"Down, Down-Back, Back + Punch"

A burning knuckle is an attack found in the Fatal Fury and King of Fighter games, and is generally done by Terry Bogard. He first lifts his arms and yells "Burning Knuckle!" but can miss-interpreted for "BROWNIE" in some games, he then quickly dashes up to the opponent and delivers a hard punch.

Rock Howard, Terry's disciple, has his own rendition called Shining knuckles were he uses his shoulder instead of his fist.
A burning knuckle is great at getting to your opponent quickly, but watch out for low kicks and counters.

Burned Up 

This is when you do enough gangster shit in one place for too long as to wear out your welcome.
Josue Burned up in Chicago, so he had to flee to Mexico.
Burned Up by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

burnt lasagna 

The most disgusting vagina ever. Imagine burnt lasagna. Now imagine it between a woman's legs. Do you want to fuck that?
"Oh man, did you fuck that chick last night?"

"No, dude, that shit looked like burnt lasagna."
burnt lasagna by penis bear October 16, 2008
A sexually transmitted disease when it burns when you pee
Man I've been burning ever since i fucked that hoodrat bitch Taiesha
Burning by Redrum December 8, 2002