ass noodle 

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

ass noodle by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 11, 2006

ass whoppin 

to get ya ass whopped; gettin beat up

yo if u fuck with me you gonna catch an ass whoppin.

ass whoppin by Riah from Philly February 8, 2007

ass sandals

When you shove each individual foot up each of your side bitches asses and walk them down the street.

My ass sandals keep complaining about my other bitches. Imma just put my Jordans back on.

ass sandals by Sasparilla Cumsquat February 11, 2015

ass pile 

alot of something

At I asked for an ass pile of hot sauce but the bitch only gave me a couple.

ass pile by codysteve December 12, 2003

Ass-Challenged 

In the male genus it is a flatness of the backside. There is no shape or form to the backside, it is just flat. Belts seldom help. It is a recognition of absolutely, positively, and resolutely no backside.

My boyfriend does not have enough backside to hold up his pants because he is Ass-Challenged

Ass-Challenged by June-Bug April 27, 2006

Ass Satchel 

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

Ass Satchel by double_r August 8, 2007

ass-vulture 

one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.

do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.

ass-vulture by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009