sockpuppet 

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them

our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions

sockpuppet by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Socks and Underwear 

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

Socks and Underwear by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008

huf socks 

Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.

"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"

huf socks by Hairy Dickinson June 4, 2014

Dick socket 

The base of the penis. The penis' pivot point.

I was fuckin' Sally last night when my dick popped out of the pussy, hit the taint on the down stroke I heard a loud pop---I think it jacked my dick socket up.

Dick socket by BrownJ August 14, 2008

threeway cock socket 

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus

The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.

threeway cock socket by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010

socktopus 

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

socktopus by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

sockaboo 

'Yippee' or 'hooray'

"Sockaboo! We won the soccer game!

sockaboo by Natalie Stryder April 29, 2010