smashed 

to be fucked out of you mind CuZ ur Fucking drunk as hell!!

MaN WeN i FiNiSHeD My 40' oF VoDKa WoWWy WaS i Smashed GooD TiMe Tho

smashed by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005

smashing 

a word that austin powers uses in place of great.

Austin: That booty is simply smashing Foxxy
Foxxy: oh yes austin, i know

smashing by MegghanBeCool September 10, 2007

Smashable 

A girl who is definitely someone who could, would, or should be smashed. Characterized by their ability to make sandwiches and give head...at the same time.

Dude, she is smashable, tell her to make you a sandwich then smash.

Smashable by Jow Chang October 20, 2010

Smashburger 

This is what you call you friends mom when you make sexual "momma jokes" at his expense.

"Eh Matt, tell Smashburger I'm coming over later. I got the 50 Shades of Grey sex package."

Smashburger by I Been Drinkin April 17, 2015

sasha 

to like mooses more than any other animal

girl1: MOOSE!!!
girl2: oh you love mooses?
girl1: yeah more than i like FROGS!
girl2: your a SASHA then!

sasha by biebersbiatch August 24, 2011

Smashliest 

Term coined by Jake Tessier and Brandon Johnson at a pregame for an 80's party. It is defined as being the drunkest, ahem, most drunk person(s) or people at a party or event.

Taken from the phrase "Being smashed" or beyond the reasonable alotted drunk.

Man, after the 16th beer and that bottle of Jose Cuervo, we were the smashliest guys at that party by far.

Smashliest by Brandon Johnson/Jake Tessier April 1, 2007

smashed penny 

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.

Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.

smashed penny by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008