Life ache

The feeling when all of life is stressful and pressuring you

Between the car accident and getting laid off, I have such a life ache.

by Shidara July 18, 2019

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

My life

My life is basic wanting to die.

Yo dude that's My life.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

life smart

you’re life smart if you know a lot about emotions and how to deal with relationships and stuff. similar to the word wise

wow you can tell through the advice annie gives that she is very life smart

by sky|ar April 21, 2019

Life Condom

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

a frugal life

forcefully live a simplest life due to economic strain, and it is also an ideal life mode where you can enjoy the pleasure

Due to high rent and car loan each month, spicyZinc lives and enjoys a frugal life

by frugal life October 24, 2017