cat driving a school bus. 

A situation that makes little to no sense.

Man, out of nowhere, a dude threw a pop-tart wrapped in bacon and underwear at me. Cat driving a school bus man...cat driving a school bus.

cat driving a school bus. by aotsviewer September 22, 2010

Cat tits 

The small roll of fat deposit located underneath a female's breasts.

My sister-in-law has cat tits.

Cat tits by Dukeness August 14, 2013

Cat Quaker 

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

Cat Quaker by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

cat arse 

High praise. Often given to unwieldly actuaries.

cat arse by Anonymous October 20, 2003

cat burger 

A discusting vagina, often reffered to as just "burger".

Man 1: "Yo, did you get that cat burger?"
Man 2: "Nah, bitch was stank"

cat burger by JavidF January 17, 2007

Cat Tax 

A random cat picture sent through a cyber message system. An action that resembles a car's random behavior. Sometimes used as an ice breaker.

I could not think of a reason to initiate a conversation with person A, so i sent him/her a Cat Tax.

Cat Tax by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017

cat tax 

A small debt incurred between friends which can not be precisely determined.

Can I give you a few bucks as cat tax for always using your shower?

cat tax by AJ Omaits December 18, 2008