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Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.
That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.
by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023
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Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.
As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.
by Fasteroid May 6, 2023
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Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.
My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.
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Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.
Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.
by purple lemon May 10, 2023
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Micropolitics

The policies and government of a smaller community of people, such as a Discord server's worth or a town as opposed to a district. (cf. Macropolitics)
I'm not interested in running for senate. Macropolitics are much too aggressive for my liking--I'll just stick with the more local micropolitics of my city.
by Inlovewithabsol May 24, 2023
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microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for
someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK
by rullski June 2, 2023
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micropuke

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.
by SmashTheState June 7, 2023
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