Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

Dick Shit by Seamypick February 8, 2015

DICK PRINT

The defined area on a country boy's tight-fitting jeans (usually Wranglers or Levis) that leaves nothing to the imagination, as it lets you see just how big his appendage is!!!!!!!

"Wow, nice package....look at THAT dick print!"

"He's got Dick Print.....he should really think about wearing a bigger size."

DICK PRINT by Syracuse Suzie January 28, 2006

Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

dick breath 

to have recently had a cock in his/her mouth

mellissa has dick breath

dick breath by lloyd freewell May 7, 2003

dick cheney 

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

dick cheney by bigtones October 5, 2004

dick douche

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

dick douche by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

Dick Cheney 

"The Dick Cheney" - (noun) a sexual position in which your partner is giving you head and you pull your tool out and shoot her in the face.

"My ho was giving my a scraper last night and I gave her the Dick Cheney."

Dick Cheney by Keni April 14, 2006