Definitions by Seamypick

Haystack 

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

Haystack by Seamypick July 11, 2016

Sodomy Pie 

When a man or woman's anal cavity is used as a pie crust. Usually being held open with a clamp of some sort, the cavity is kept wide and ingredients that go in a pie go into the hole.

Bruno was really kinky last night, he opened me up and made me into a sodomy pie!

Sodomy Pie by Seamypick February 11, 2015

Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

Dick Shit by Seamypick February 8, 2015