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middle college

an alternative high school filled with asshole kids that got kicked out of their home districts because of drugs or being bitchy.
"I just bought some pot from a kid at the Chester County Middle College"
by bmiz October 10, 2006
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Union College

A beautiful campus, but it's everybody's second choice. Maybe it's not a "new ivy" but it sure as hell is a hidden gem. People here love to party and dance. Security is lax, and waves as people walk by holding alcohol. We are preppy and everybody has something designer. From shoes to purses, to sunglasses: armani and coach aren't in short supply. The guys here are crazy and pretty sketchy, almost every frat is known for roofying girls. The sororities are full of cocaine and all the girls are blonde and beautiful. We are the real thing, we are better than orange county because everyone is old money here. Fuck your beaches and surfing, we've got Galas and heritage. We hate the town we live in because it's trashy and rundown...it used to be amazing before everything fell to hell. This school has been here forever and it's not going anywhere, so get used to it.
You're wearing sweatpants and you're at Union College? (What a trashy whore)
by Uniongirl September 17, 2006
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Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more?
Wellesley chicks are, dykes, total sluts, or both.
by greekmonkey February 14, 2005
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Boston College

A Jesuit University located in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts and headed by Father William P. Leahy (who no one likes or can recognize). The Boston College Administration currently finds himself in the midst of a controversy surrounding the exclusion of sexual orientation in the Unversity's notice of non-discrimination. A 2005 student referendum showed 84% in favor of including sexual orientation in the notice of non-discrimination and a list of nearly 200 faculty and Jesuits in support of its inclusion was published in the school newspaper the day of the vote. The university administration under President Rev. William P. Leahy, S.J. maintains its right to discriminate on basis of sexual orienatation by referencing Massachusetts state law which exepmts religious institutions from including sexual orientation in a notice of non-discrimination. Students and faculty in support of its inclusion note that other Catholic and Jesuit universities in the state, such as Weston and Holy Cross, do include sexual orientation in their notices of non-discrimination.
Father Leahy: But I can't extend rights to gay people, I'm homophobic and don't like them.

Dunn: You can't say that Willy.

Father Leahy: I mean, it's not in line with our Catholic teaching, yeah, that's it...our Catholic teaching.

(runs and hides under desk as 1500 students Strike, Rally, and March in protest)
by justicenow April 27, 2005
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Presbyterian Ladies College

These are girls that are up them selves and there nicknames are prostitutes last chance and there are many more! some maybe pretty but most of them are sluts and bitch about everyone even there closest friends. There just a waste of your time and are stuck up snobs and their daddy's just pay for everything and flash their money in everyones faces.

The best schools to go to are St Mary's, St Hildas and every other girls school :)
Presbyterian Ladies College = basically a prostitutes last chance
by lalalalallalallaalovveeeeeee August 30, 2010
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Collegey

So, somebody (or some idea) sounds really smart. They use pedantry to impress stupid people. But you actually take 3 seconds to listen to what they're saying and, what do you know, it's the stupidest thing you've ever heard.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, this word comes from the fact that most of the ideas and people that this word applies to are found in colleges (it's what happens when you have someone hellbent on impressing their professors and friends who, sadly, lacks the capacity for forming a coherent thought).
Remember that time so-and-so was telling you how really the movie "Aladdin" is all about nihilism? Yeah. That guy was collegey.
by Explode! October 5, 2009
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College Candy

Adderall or any other mental stimulant acquired through a psychiatrist that jacks you up for the purpose of studying or binge drinking.
She takes college candy? That's why she was able to drink so much!
by Joe Smith Jr. III part 7 October 26, 2010
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