Collegey 

So, somebody (or some idea) sounds really smart. They use pedantry to impress stupid people. But you actually take 3 seconds to listen to what they're saying and, what do you know, it's the stupidest thing you've ever heard.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, this word comes from the fact that most of the ideas and people that this word applies to are found in colleges (it's what happens when you have someone hellbent on impressing their professors and friends who, sadly, lacks the capacity for forming a coherent thought).

Remember that time so-and-so was telling you how really the movie "Aladdin" is all about nihilism? Yeah. That guy was collegey.

Collegey by Explode! October 5, 2009

Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.

Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.

Boston College by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016

College Board 

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.

prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

College Board by college board victim January 14, 2013

Tri-City College Prep 

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.

Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."

Tri-City College Prep by formerTCP'er February 7, 2013

collegeboard 

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.

dude what a collegeboard

collegeboard by broskisauce December 28, 2010

Haywards Heath College 

An "education" place in sus sex. Really it's a special needs school but they never tell you that.

Lol what! He goes to Haywards Heath College? I thought he passed his GCSEs

Haywards Heath College by ConnorCoutureSussyKid1 October 28, 2021

college textbook 

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.

Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

college textbook by Justin The Something August 26, 2007