Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

Tard Car by Andrew C November 19, 2005

mississippi car wash 

when eating a girl out and the male sneezes on the girls pussy and then whipes it off.

My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash.

mississippi car wash by j fuckin byrd March 19, 2009

Smart Car 

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

Smart Car by Spelaea February 6, 2012

big car

a "big car" is a gansta slang form of bus

damn, dat ass got inside the big car

big car by idiot-car June 11, 2006

kev car 

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

kev car by matt July 2, 2003

lame car 

an UGLY car built by Honda called the Honda Element. It's praised and glorified by a larger group of lame individuals at the Element Owners Club.

The Honda Element is a lame car.

lame car by Calgary C. February 8, 2009

Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

Free Car Wash Day by alienattack April 21, 2009