if someone asks you to smooth, you must immediately say yes or there are bad consequences.

you can also ask someone to 'smooth sesh'
this in NO way means SEX!

smooth sesh is something special done with three or more people.

hey jay, wanna come smooth with me and phan later!
totally hop in🙄

smooth by 0bstacle April 9, 2021

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The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.

Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.

The Smooth Cheddar Attack by Big chees3 September 18, 2013

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blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

blended smoothie by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016

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run this smoothly

captures the act of speaking of personal things that make you very emotional resisting the reflex to shut down completely or joke it off.

"Tell me about your daughter. Is she nice? What kinds of things is she into?"
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."

run this smoothly by Krkič January 3, 2022

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