Penis Shark

Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.

Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.

Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.

Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.

by tonyyayo4492 April 18, 2012

penis pushups

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

penis kisser

one who kisses penis

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.

by assmaster June 14, 2003

feminine penis

Someone who has a penis and who identifies as a female.

Shelby is a female and has a penis, therefore she has a feminine penis.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

penis prop

when your balls tighten up towards your body thus "propping" or lifting the penis in an upward and outward direction

I can see your member from a mile away. Make sure you dont turn to the side. You have mad penis prop.

by captainK143 December 8, 2007

Large penis

Something YOU don't have

"Wow who's large penis is that?!"
"Certainly not mine"

by Bigbadussy April 1, 2022

Sarah's Penis

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

by Dabe July 16, 2008