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I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

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I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

ARW, ARW!

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

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Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

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Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

STOP!.

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Reverse Banana Cream Pie 

When you are giving a guy head and you make him think he is cumming in your mouth, but you let it go in your hand and then you slap him in the face with it.
I gave Jim a sweet Reverse Banana Cream Pie last night and he was NOT happy

road banana 

a banana that is use in the way as road beer but only more healthy. you hang it out your pocket while you walk form place to place, normally when your piss drunk, as the road banana holder it is your job to, watch for people to chuckle at it. also known as the potassium bomb.
n: were hiting the road steph.
steph: just a sec ill grab a road banana,
n: sounds stellar chief i could use some potassium.
steph: road beer man too broski?
n: no there just way too over rated.
road banana by stepstam March 24, 2011

Brown Banana 

The act of inserting a peeled banana into ones anus, waiting for it to turn brown. Then releasing it into another persons mouth.
'Yo dude do you want a brown banana'
'I think the banana has browned open your mouth'
Brown Banana by BananaMan69696969 February 21, 2019

burning down the banana stand 

To destroy something valuable or that has value out of spite. From the amazing TV show Arrested Develpment.
George Michael was thinking about burning down the banana stand because he had been embezzling bananas. His dad went to stop him, but then agreed they should burn it down to spite their grandfather.
Later they found out there was $250,000 in its walls.

rolf harris eating a banana 

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana
'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

Nigga Banana 

When a banana goes black after being left out in the open for a long time
John: Hey Jamal, I think that banana has gone really bad
Jamal: Oh you mean that nigga banana over there?