Swag

Something you most certainty don't have.

Anyone who uses the word swag does not have a single ounce of it.

by AcidTrip2580 May 12, 2014

swag

Means- cooolness factor in modern day slang

Steve- yo dude I got swag
Josh- yeah dude

by magagagagagagag98 June 21, 2014

Swag Flu

the part of a hangover during which you are still drunk

"I'm good now, but when this swag flu wears off..."

by 2rocaround July 25, 2014

Swag

1950's acronym for 'Secretly we are gay'.
Now more commonly used to refer to how cool something/someone is.

1950's
Guy 1- SWAG!
Guy 2- Really? You mean it?
Guy 1- Nope, just testing my new word out.

by Grammar&Literature August 11, 2014

Swagamaliscious

Ultra fucking swag.
the best type of swag.
supermanswag
Bitch

You look sooo swagamaliscious today babe

by Mex Mecluskeee August 18, 2014

Swag

Swag is usually when someone walks with 'swagger' with a light bounce in their step. This is a new term used by mostly teens nowadays and often referred to as #swag or #yolo

Wow that guy Sabrang totally has swag!!

I wish I had swag!

by Fab246 September 16, 2014

SWAG

A word so ear wrenchingly annoying that every time I hear it I either want to stab my eardrums out with a rusty screwdriver or rip their fucking voice box out so they can't say the "S**g" word anymore.

Douchebag: Hey d00d I got teh SWAG bitch! You ain't got no SWAG like me cuz I'm the SWAGmaster level 9001 mothafucka!
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the world is benefitting already.

by Cazaam September 25, 2014