Definitions by Cazaam
Bash Cash
After getting into an accident, the victim(s) will fake symptoms more severe than they really are in order to gain more compensation for their "injuries".
A woman was discovered with what was thought to be whiplash. One witness knew that she was faking it as she was acting differently to other cases of whiplash and told the other witnesses it was just an attempt to gain "bash cash".
Spyscribe
Subscribing to a YouTube channel for the intent of spying on the user rather than getting updated on their videos. Spyscribing can be done for good (see example) or bad, such as stalking somebody.
Michael decided to spyscribe to a suspected cyberbully in order to make sure the cyberbully can't bully others on YouTube. If the cyberbully was to bully another user, Michael could easily get the evidence and report the cyberbully.
Round Dodger
A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.
Common strategies used by round dodgers are:
Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet
Common strategies used by round dodgers are:
Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet
Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!
2 minutes later
Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.
Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!
Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!
2 minutes later
Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.
Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!
Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.
Round Dodger by Cazaam February 28, 2015
Chav Mecca
Have you seen that dump of a city down there? it's an absolute chav Mecca with a McDonald's within a stone's throw of the cinema and a Halford's across the road. Perfect for chavs to thrive in.
Chav Mecca by Cazaam January 4, 2015
Asian Torture
What some Asian parents put their children through to make them extremely good at something the kid doesn't even really care about doing.
So you know that video on YouTube which says "4 Year Old Boy Plays Piano Better Than Any Master" That video is an example of Asian Torture. The kid was forced through this by his parents and he really doesn't like doing it but he has to.
Asian Torture by Cazaam December 21, 2014
Dewritos
An actual drink which is basically Dorito flavoured Mountain Dew. Yeah I shit you not. This is a real drink which at this point is being taste tested in many college campuses. Whoever come up with this idea needs to look at themselves seriously. You drink the drink to get rid of the salty aftertaste. People don't want them together to make a savoury but also sweet drink which is salty as well.
Dewritos are a real thing. What drugs have the people who decided to make this actually on? Unbelievable.
Redneck Swimming Pool
A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.
Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.
Redneck Swimming Pool by Cazaam October 28, 2014