11 definitions by Cazaam

Asian Torture

What some Asian parents put their children through to make them extremely good at something the kid doesn't even really care about doing.

So you know that video on YouTube which says "4 Year Old Boy Plays Piano Better Than Any Master" That video is an example of Asian Torture. The kid was forced through this by his parents and he really doesn't like doing it but he has to.

by Cazaam December 21, 2014

Bash Cash

After getting into an accident, the victim(s) will fake symptoms more severe than they really are in order to gain more compensation for their "injuries".

A woman was discovered with what was thought to be whiplash. One witness knew that she was faking it as she was acting differently to other cases of whiplash and told the other witnesses it was just an attempt to gain "bash cash".

by Cazaam July 21, 2015

Busting one's Ass

Busting one's ass means to work extremely hard on something often to the point of losing sleep over an unfinished project.

James was making videos on YouTube about video games. Somebody else pops up and he does a similar thing (Let's just call him Christian) and he is getting tens of thousands of subscribers for what he does. James on the other hand is busting his ass out to make good content for his followers and Christian is getting more subscribers every day. Suddenly, other users point out that Christian is a cheap imitation of James and many users unsub from Christian and subscribe to James.

Christian fades away into obscurity and tries to make fake troll videos directed at James's fans. Chris becomes hated by the internet and starts to abuse his partnership and removed entire Youtube channels which criticised him.

Busting one's Ass

by Cazaam October 7, 2014

Round Dodger

A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.

Common strategies used by round dodgers are:

Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet

Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!

2 minutes later

Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.

Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!

Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.

by Cazaam February 28, 2015

Redneck Swimming Pool

A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.

Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.

by Cazaam October 28, 2014

Chav Mecca

A town or city which is perfect for chavs to inhabit. In these areas, expect to find lots of chavs!

Have you seen that dump of a city down there? it's an absolute chav Mecca with a McDonald's within a stone's throw of the cinema and a Halford's across the road. Perfect for chavs to thrive in.

by Cazaam January 4, 2015

Dewritos

An actual drink which is basically Dorito flavoured Mountain Dew. Yeah I shit you not. This is a real drink which at this point is being taste tested in many college campuses. Whoever come up with this idea needs to look at themselves seriously. You drink the drink to get rid of the salty aftertaste. People don't want them together to make a savoury but also sweet drink which is salty as well.

Dewritos are a real thing. What drugs have the people who decided to make this actually on? Unbelievable.

by Cazaam November 11, 2014