(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."
Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.
a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?
A combination of swag, fantastic, elastic, and delicious. Swag-tasta-lasta-licious. A word that can describe all your emotions of being excited, happy and amazed.
Omg did you see that unicornjump over a child?! It was swagtastalastalicious!!
The ultimate person, having just enough swag, sass, and can be called a boss and a beast. They are omnipotent, and can completely eradicate fools they see in the way. They cannot be destroyed, nor beat at anything. They can be deemed godly by some, and are worthy of the most respect. They are the creators and destroyers- and they are to be respected, no matter what!
Me: I am boss!
Friend: Swagsazzbossbeast!
Me: Wait, what?
Friend: Dude, they are like... godly.
God: I am swagsazzbossbeast!
Friend: Oh my god, it's a swagsazzbossbeast!
Me: What? Why did god take off my roof?!
God: CUZ I'M SWAGSAZZBOSSBEAST!
Me: Alright, I am gonna let this slide...
Guy Reading This: Man, that guy must have ADHD...